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get out

1 hour ago on May 31, 2012 at 05:21pm

if you actually like pickled onion flavoured monster munch then i urge you to get out

to be honest i could have guessed what was going to happen in the last episode based on the title of it but i didnt 

and now i know 

and now im angry for reading that

i always find out what happens in the end of things before i watch/read it and its so annoying

i just read what happens in the last episode of house and im not sure i want to live any more 

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carly rae jepson - call me maybe

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right right right 

so i had my driving lesson and i was driving around a roundabout and this little old lady went the wrong way and we nearly fucking crashed it was so scary jesus i was sweating the nile river afterwards

1 day ago on May 30, 2012 at 05:09pm

what the hell ok america just because you have more alligators than crocodiles it doesnt mean you have the right to change the name of crocodile clips to alligator clips, this is frankly quite unacceptable 

1 day ago on May 29, 2012 at 10:38pm

c word omg

i dont like the c word